HAPPY NEW YEAR, MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!
YO, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL!!! IT'S A BRAND SPANKIN NEW YEAR!! 2006.... STILL NO FLYING CARS, STILL NO HOVERBOADS, AND JUST A FEW SOLAR POWERED CARS..... BUT WE ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE NONE-THE-LESS!!! I KNOW IT'S BEEN A LONG ASS TIME, BUT I'M BACK WIT THE '05 ROUNDUP/'06 PREVIEW.........
So alot of shit has gone down since the last time I hit this thing up... let's start off back in the summer time..... Last ya'll knew, i was jugglin a few ladies. Well, things turned out pretty twisted, yet good. Things wit me and Brittany are done for now. We're just friends. She's back in Kansas City doin her, and I'm here doin me. It's cool though.... We still talk all the time and we're even planning to see each other soon.
So the sexy ass island chick I was so caught up in got to feel the wrath of "Ric" for a few weeks. Here's the scoop... Shorty had a man. They were together for about 7 months. turns out her man, is married. Someone at work told her bout this. She asked him about it, of course he denied it, they stayed together for another 2 months or so. Until her "man's" wife called that ass at home and spazzed out on her! So now shorty breaks up wit her "man" and comes to me for comfort. We talk all the time at work, outside of work, whatever. We start gettin real close. This through the tail end of the summer... late july/early august. so that goes on for a while, we hangin out foolin around a bit, just bullshittin you know... The whole time she tellin me how she can't stand him, and he be harrassin her on some stalker type shit. So i see this nigga at the job one night, talkin to her and I'm thinkin, "I need to stick around in case this nigga try some bullshit". But to my suprize, these niggas laughin it up, on some real buddy buddy shit!!! come to find out, she still fuckin wit this nigga!!!!! nigga like me ready to throw down on her behalf, and she still fuckin wit him. So needless to say, I let it rock that night, but the next day, she got the best of Keyser Soze (my younger brother Stephen has finally inspired me to create an alter-ego for myself! since he had decided to take on one of my favorite movie villains of all time, Castor Troy from Face Off..... i have decided to honor another one of my favorite. And if you don't know who Keyser Soze is, I strongly suggest you crawl out from underneath that rock, get you a copy of The Usual Suspects, and introduce yourself to one of the craftyest mastermind villains in movie history)!!!! So i let her have it and proceded to ignore her for nearly a month. Even brought her to tears one day at work. More on her later..
So at some point towards the end of July, i started messin wit this haitian chick at work, when it started off, i was number 2. she had her man, but they were goin through issues and what not. i was fine wit it though cause i was tryin to really wife us the island chick anyways, so the haitian chick would just be the ass til i wifed shorty up you know. so start bonin and that was all it was for a bit til we actually started hangin out and spendin time wit eachother outside of the bedroom (and the car, and the movies that had been out for about a month; where we were the only ones there). so we did start to really like eachother alot. and i kinda like the idea of bein wit a haitian chick. now as much as i say i can't stand messin wit haitian chicks (based on my past bad ass experiences), i do like the idea of being with one of the good ones. as corney as it sounds, i like the idea of preserving "haitian love". i look at a couple like will and jada and i think, "that's a perfect example of black love". and i see a nigga like wyclef who's got his haitian wife on his arm and doin big things on her own! i know i'm gonna be famous one day, and i would like it if i could have a good haitin woman on my arm in the spotlight with me. more on that later too... so long story short on this haitian chick just could shake her man. everytime she claimed to "end it" it was never the case, and after the 3rd or 4th time, i was just like fuck it. plus, i was fuckin her while she was wit her dude. so if she left him for me, who's to say she wouldn't eventually do it to me? Ginuwine changed the game wit "what's so different"!! i follow that shit like the bible 100%! so it finally came down to us havin this big blow out arguement and i was just like fuck it. so i hit her wit a piece of Keyser Soze too! Even worse than the other shorty got!! so her ass got hit wit the ignore too.... more on her later as well!
Then there was this cute ass little black chick. the thing with her was that she was just so damn cute. couldn't be more than bout 5'2", 100lbs... thin as hell, but had just enough where it counts you know. nice big eyes. maybe even bigger than your Trina (hill)!! aspiring model too! she reminded me of this girl Cindy Bailey from high school that i had the biggest crush on in my life!!!! i worshiped that girl in high school and this chick looked like her mini me. so we flirted and talked for a bit, but she kept givin me the run arround when it came to us goin out on a date. so after a lil while, she finally revealed that the reason she never went out wit me was not because she wasn't interested, but because the haitian chick was claimin me on some, "don't fuck wit Ric, that's all me" type shit. anyways, this chick ain't get hit wit the Keyser, though. i figured it was my own fault for shittin where i eat!
so as the holidays approached, i was a bit bitter. even adapted the title of, "the grinch" at work. i was not lookin forward to a christmas and new years alone. so i was hating everything. i mean, fucking everything! until................. oh until.......................
I FELL IN LOVE!!!!!!!
slow down, not in that way....... i fell in deep platonic love wit these two brazilian girls we met at PI one night. these chicks have pretty much lived at my new crib since the day i moved in!! they are two of the greatest people i have ever met in my life. and just having them in my life completely turned me around and made me happy. i mean, it's one thing to have no girl during the holidays, but all my "real friends" are up north. so to meet these girls three weeks before christmas was great. So I took the two of them along wit a third to me company christmas party. And like i said before, i had just hit two chicks wit a Keyser and was acting as if niether one of them exghisted. needless to say, i walked up into that party wit three bad ass brazilian chicks on my arms and all eyes were on me for the rest of the night. i snagged the only wrap around table in the on the floor in the corner of the resteraunt and was lookin like scarface!!! they had no open bar, so nobody was really drinkin..... but all the managers got free drinks and mine told the waiter to get me and my guests anything we wanted. so it was a wrap. i was out there actin like i owned the place!!! drinkin straight greygoose!!! orderin 4 greygoose on the rocks loud as hell so everyone knows (thinks) i'm ballin!! straight typeahead style!!! and these bitches at my job were straight hatin!!! aside from about 3 or 4 of them, all thos bitches had fire in there eyes!!! but it was cool, cause the dudes were sweatin me mad hard on some, "Ric you the man" type shit. i am now a libing legend at that place! all of a sudden a lot of the upper tier chicks know my name..........
now, while the love is platonic, i do kinda like one of them and we are kinda "messin around/dating" i guess you can call it. but we're making sure we keep it casual since they're headed back to Brazil in 2 weeks! havin these chicks in my life had made me so much happier that i decided to start talkin to the island chick again. i missed her. we got pretty close and i figured if we ain't gonna be together, i would wanna keep her around as a friend. as for the haitian chick, i continue to hit her wit the Keyser! it's a wrap for her... and besides, i've been workin on patchin things up wit a throwback that i kinda miss. and she happens to be one of the good Haitian chicks I could fuck wit. and she's got a bright future.... future lawyer!!! My nigga Rob has inspired me!!!! It's time to lock down wifey and ditch that playa card.........
so that's where i'm at right now. full of energy, spirit, and hope for '06! got a new crib, doing great at work, and i'm actually in the zone with my writing. pay attention, i'm gonna set 2006 on fire........
DON'T BURN YOURSELF!!!
So alot of shit has gone down since the last time I hit this thing up... let's start off back in the summer time..... Last ya'll knew, i was jugglin a few ladies. Well, things turned out pretty twisted, yet good. Things wit me and Brittany are done for now. We're just friends. She's back in Kansas City doin her, and I'm here doin me. It's cool though.... We still talk all the time and we're even planning to see each other soon.
So the sexy ass island chick I was so caught up in got to feel the wrath of "Ric" for a few weeks. Here's the scoop... Shorty had a man. They were together for about 7 months. turns out her man, is married. Someone at work told her bout this. She asked him about it, of course he denied it, they stayed together for another 2 months or so. Until her "man's" wife called that ass at home and spazzed out on her! So now shorty breaks up wit her "man" and comes to me for comfort. We talk all the time at work, outside of work, whatever. We start gettin real close. This through the tail end of the summer... late july/early august. so that goes on for a while, we hangin out foolin around a bit, just bullshittin you know... The whole time she tellin me how she can't stand him, and he be harrassin her on some stalker type shit. So i see this nigga at the job one night, talkin to her and I'm thinkin, "I need to stick around in case this nigga try some bullshit". But to my suprize, these niggas laughin it up, on some real buddy buddy shit!!! come to find out, she still fuckin wit this nigga!!!!! nigga like me ready to throw down on her behalf, and she still fuckin wit him. So needless to say, I let it rock that night, but the next day, she got the best of Keyser Soze (my younger brother Stephen has finally inspired me to create an alter-ego for myself! since he had decided to take on one of my favorite movie villains of all time, Castor Troy from Face Off..... i have decided to honor another one of my favorite. And if you don't know who Keyser Soze is, I strongly suggest you crawl out from underneath that rock, get you a copy of The Usual Suspects, and introduce yourself to one of the craftyest mastermind villains in movie history)!!!! So i let her have it and proceded to ignore her for nearly a month. Even brought her to tears one day at work. More on her later..
So at some point towards the end of July, i started messin wit this haitian chick at work, when it started off, i was number 2. she had her man, but they were goin through issues and what not. i was fine wit it though cause i was tryin to really wife us the island chick anyways, so the haitian chick would just be the ass til i wifed shorty up you know. so start bonin and that was all it was for a bit til we actually started hangin out and spendin time wit eachother outside of the bedroom (and the car, and the movies that had been out for about a month; where we were the only ones there). so we did start to really like eachother alot. and i kinda like the idea of bein wit a haitian chick. now as much as i say i can't stand messin wit haitian chicks (based on my past bad ass experiences), i do like the idea of being with one of the good ones. as corney as it sounds, i like the idea of preserving "haitian love". i look at a couple like will and jada and i think, "that's a perfect example of black love". and i see a nigga like wyclef who's got his haitian wife on his arm and doin big things on her own! i know i'm gonna be famous one day, and i would like it if i could have a good haitin woman on my arm in the spotlight with me. more on that later too... so long story short on this haitian chick just could shake her man. everytime she claimed to "end it" it was never the case, and after the 3rd or 4th time, i was just like fuck it. plus, i was fuckin her while she was wit her dude. so if she left him for me, who's to say she wouldn't eventually do it to me? Ginuwine changed the game wit "what's so different"!! i follow that shit like the bible 100%! so it finally came down to us havin this big blow out arguement and i was just like fuck it. so i hit her wit a piece of Keyser Soze too! Even worse than the other shorty got!! so her ass got hit wit the ignore too.... more on her later as well!
Then there was this cute ass little black chick. the thing with her was that she was just so damn cute. couldn't be more than bout 5'2", 100lbs... thin as hell, but had just enough where it counts you know. nice big eyes. maybe even bigger than your Trina (hill)!! aspiring model too! she reminded me of this girl Cindy Bailey from high school that i had the biggest crush on in my life!!!! i worshiped that girl in high school and this chick looked like her mini me. so we flirted and talked for a bit, but she kept givin me the run arround when it came to us goin out on a date. so after a lil while, she finally revealed that the reason she never went out wit me was not because she wasn't interested, but because the haitian chick was claimin me on some, "don't fuck wit Ric, that's all me" type shit. anyways, this chick ain't get hit wit the Keyser, though. i figured it was my own fault for shittin where i eat!
so as the holidays approached, i was a bit bitter. even adapted the title of, "the grinch" at work. i was not lookin forward to a christmas and new years alone. so i was hating everything. i mean, fucking everything! until................. oh until.......................
I FELL IN LOVE!!!!!!!
slow down, not in that way....... i fell in deep platonic love wit these two brazilian girls we met at PI one night. these chicks have pretty much lived at my new crib since the day i moved in!! they are two of the greatest people i have ever met in my life. and just having them in my life completely turned me around and made me happy. i mean, it's one thing to have no girl during the holidays, but all my "real friends" are up north. so to meet these girls three weeks before christmas was great. So I took the two of them along wit a third to me company christmas party. And like i said before, i had just hit two chicks wit a Keyser and was acting as if niether one of them exghisted. needless to say, i walked up into that party wit three bad ass brazilian chicks on my arms and all eyes were on me for the rest of the night. i snagged the only wrap around table in the on the floor in the corner of the resteraunt and was lookin like scarface!!! they had no open bar, so nobody was really drinkin..... but all the managers got free drinks and mine told the waiter to get me and my guests anything we wanted. so it was a wrap. i was out there actin like i owned the place!!! drinkin straight greygoose!!! orderin 4 greygoose on the rocks loud as hell so everyone knows (thinks) i'm ballin!! straight typeahead style!!! and these bitches at my job were straight hatin!!! aside from about 3 or 4 of them, all thos bitches had fire in there eyes!!! but it was cool, cause the dudes were sweatin me mad hard on some, "Ric you the man" type shit. i am now a libing legend at that place! all of a sudden a lot of the upper tier chicks know my name..........
now, while the love is platonic, i do kinda like one of them and we are kinda "messin around/dating" i guess you can call it. but we're making sure we keep it casual since they're headed back to Brazil in 2 weeks! havin these chicks in my life had made me so much happier that i decided to start talkin to the island chick again. i missed her. we got pretty close and i figured if we ain't gonna be together, i would wanna keep her around as a friend. as for the haitian chick, i continue to hit her wit the Keyser! it's a wrap for her... and besides, i've been workin on patchin things up wit a throwback that i kinda miss. and she happens to be one of the good Haitian chicks I could fuck wit. and she's got a bright future.... future lawyer!!! My nigga Rob has inspired me!!!! It's time to lock down wifey and ditch that playa card.........
so that's where i'm at right now. full of energy, spirit, and hope for '06! got a new crib, doing great at work, and i'm actually in the zone with my writing. pay attention, i'm gonna set 2006 on fire........
DON'T BURN YOURSELF!!!