It's hard to be me.........
..... Now don't get it twisted. Before I get this one started, I need to warn you all. I am not conceited!! Not by any means. I do not think I'm better than anyone. I may know I can do curtain things better, but that's fact! And fact cannot be a factor to conceit! Who am I kidding, I'm a conceited bastard!!! Let's just put it out there............
Anyways, so I've been at my new job, Planet Hollywood, for a little bit over a month now. And let me tell you this..... THERE ARE NOTHING BUT BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THERE!!!! I kid you not. Everyone in there is at least an 8. Most of them a 9. And a large amount of 10's!!!! See me, I work in the merchandise department. There are 3 departments at Planet Hollywood. Me and my boy John like to call them the 3 levels of females. You got the merchandise chicks that are hot. Then you got the hostesses that are straight fire. But at the top of the ladder, you got your waitresses that are straight blowin up thermometers!!!! Give me time, I'll be on top soon enough.......
So anyways, I get to work wit some hott ass chicks. Two specific ones to be exact. One's a thick and sexy island girl, and the other is a slim and sexy model type. Both of them are straight off the hook. And they both cool as shit. At first glance, I wanted to bag up the model. Spit a little here and there. You know, put on the charm.... Had shorty smilin and blushin everytime she seen me. We tight now, cool as hell. But for the past 2 weeks, I been chillin wit the island girl a lot and workin together. And she just went through some shit with her. After 8 months, she came to find out just the other that this nigga is married! Ain't that some bullshit. Anyways, shorty was hurtin bad, but she took it like a champ. And I was there to cheer her up and whatnot. All a sudden, it's real touchy feely you know. Hugs, rubbin the back, holdin hands... You know, the routine. And it's cool, cause I think I'm really feelin her. Somethin about her..........
But then today, I worked a 10 hour shift wit the model!! Needless to say, the flirting was at an all time high. Sometimes, I swear, I'm too damn good for my own good. This slick tongue of mine is gonna get me into some R. Kelly, "trapped in the closet" type shit one of these days!!! I got both these girls hook line and sinker right now! And what's worse, they're pretty good friends. So it's only a matter of time before one of them get at the other on some, "what do you think of Ric" type shit!!! DAMN!!! Chicks are way too easily Ricnotized these days!
.........OK people, that's it! I promise, it's over! No more of that conceited shit. LOL! Sorry you had to live through that, but sometimes even I can't control it. But besides that little dilemma in my life, things are pretty good. I had a good weekend I guess. Could have been better. Could have gotten to see my Katrina! I guess I'll just have to bumbrush the ATL then!! Line 'em up Trina.... I'm finna run through 'em all! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I just got mad country on ya'll! For that I do apologize.
Aight people, I'm out! Til the next time.......
Anyways, so I've been at my new job, Planet Hollywood, for a little bit over a month now. And let me tell you this..... THERE ARE NOTHING BUT BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THERE!!!! I kid you not. Everyone in there is at least an 8. Most of them a 9. And a large amount of 10's!!!! See me, I work in the merchandise department. There are 3 departments at Planet Hollywood. Me and my boy John like to call them the 3 levels of females. You got the merchandise chicks that are hot. Then you got the hostesses that are straight fire. But at the top of the ladder, you got your waitresses that are straight blowin up thermometers!!!! Give me time, I'll be on top soon enough.......
So anyways, I get to work wit some hott ass chicks. Two specific ones to be exact. One's a thick and sexy island girl, and the other is a slim and sexy model type. Both of them are straight off the hook. And they both cool as shit. At first glance, I wanted to bag up the model. Spit a little here and there. You know, put on the charm.... Had shorty smilin and blushin everytime she seen me. We tight now, cool as hell. But for the past 2 weeks, I been chillin wit the island girl a lot and workin together. And she just went through some shit with her. After 8 months, she came to find out just the other that this nigga is married! Ain't that some bullshit. Anyways, shorty was hurtin bad, but she took it like a champ. And I was there to cheer her up and whatnot. All a sudden, it's real touchy feely you know. Hugs, rubbin the back, holdin hands... You know, the routine. And it's cool, cause I think I'm really feelin her. Somethin about her..........
But then today, I worked a 10 hour shift wit the model!! Needless to say, the flirting was at an all time high. Sometimes, I swear, I'm too damn good for my own good. This slick tongue of mine is gonna get me into some R. Kelly, "trapped in the closet" type shit one of these days!!! I got both these girls hook line and sinker right now! And what's worse, they're pretty good friends. So it's only a matter of time before one of them get at the other on some, "what do you think of Ric" type shit!!! DAMN!!! Chicks are way too easily Ricnotized these days!
.........OK people, that's it! I promise, it's over! No more of that conceited shit. LOL! Sorry you had to live through that, but sometimes even I can't control it. But besides that little dilemma in my life, things are pretty good. I had a good weekend I guess. Could have been better. Could have gotten to see my Katrina! I guess I'll just have to bumbrush the ATL then!! Line 'em up Trina.... I'm finna run through 'em all! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I just got mad country on ya'll! For that I do apologize.
Aight people, I'm out! Til the next time.......
posted by RicNotiq at 5:56 PM
1 Comments:
You are playing yourself. If you're gonna cheat, you better make sure a certain chick doesn't know about your blog, numb nuts.
As far as ladies being Ricnotized...Boy, I can't even tell you, you've made SO many of my friends victims to it!!
You better be careful, cuz this sounds WAY too much like Disney and we don't want history to repeat itself. Behave, beast! Love ya! :-D
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